I WISH

I wish I could be in Scotland,
I wish I had a zebra,
I wish my headteacher was Brittany Spears,
I wish that my school was made from chips,
I wish that I could walk like the stars.

Fiona Glover

 I WISH

I wish I could be in England.
I wish I had an elephant.
I wish my headteacher was David Horner.
 I wish that my school was made from bananas.
I wish that I could skip like the stars.

Shanice Welsh
Comments: I think that this website was the best one I have ever been on because it was really funny.

THE SCRAMBLED SENSES 

The bass guitar's thud looks like water
The lead guitar's twang tastes of Cornwall
The keyboard's swirl sounds like lollies
The drumbeats' pounding smells of smooth stone
And the singer's voice feels like birds

Joe Pearce & Alice Ingman

I WISH

I wish I could be in the USA,
I wish I had a tiger,
I wish my headteacher was Tony Blair,
I wish that my school was made from chips,
I wish that I could write like the stars

Tom Hunt

ME AND MY MOODS

Soggy cornflakes, and I'm angry.
Being ill in bed, and I'm sad.
The smell of chocalatey, chocolate cakes all squidgy inside - I'm so hungry
But running through the park with my dog, and I'm glad.

Boring lessons, and I'm sleepy.
Corned beef - one's enough.
Mum and dad arguing - I'm so grumpy
But splashing in the sea , and I'm chuffed.

Sam

SILLY SOLAR SYSTEM

Mercury is miraculous
Venus is vicious
Earth is enigmatic
Mars is magnificent
Jupiter is jammy
Saturn is satisfying
Uranus is unmistakable
Neptune is nonsensical
And Pluto is pretentious

Jack

The Glabert

A Glabert has 22 hinesys.
It eats plabots and drinks kluffy.
The glabert lives under a drenbie
in a lolip masf
All glaberts walk jorgly but swim voodyly!!

Lynsey

Martian for Beginners

 In Martian gibby means lazy.
In Martian purrsnooze means bananas.
In Martian the lost city of Atlantis means crazy
and humble pies are pyjamas.

In Martian lazy goldfish means drumstick.
In Martian loves means elephants.
In Martian shockinpink means music
and Horners are underpants.

Gibby Keys

I WISH

I wish I could be in Hexham,
I wish I had a cow,
I wish my headteacher was my best mate Leon,
I wish that my school was made from cat food,
I wish that I could shop like the stars

Bobby Keys

Me and My Moods

My brother Charlie, and I'm angry.
My brother Charlie, and I'm sad.
The smell of chocolate - I'm so hungry
But friends, and I'm glad.
Sheep, and I'm sleepy.
Brussel sprouts - one's enough.
Holidays - I'm so grumpy
But life, and I'm chuffed.

Vicky Keys
Comments: How did I do THAT?

SILLY SOLAR SYSTEM

Mercury is monsterous
Venus is virtuous
Earth is exaggerated
Mars is moving
Jupiter is jumping
Saturn is swimming
Uranus is underexaggerated
Neptune is notmoving
And Pluto is parping

Tom Keys
Comments: Do not go near Pluto without a gas mask!

THE SCRAMBLED SENSES

The bass guitar's thud looks like strawberry
The lead guitar's twang tastes of Devon
The keyboard's swirl sounds like lemon
The drumbeats' pounding smells of cotton wool
And the singer's voice feels like buzz buzz

Harry Keys

I WISH

I wish I could be in Australia,
I wish I had a Yorkshire terrier,
I wish my headteacher was Kenny Dalglish,
I wish that my school was made from King Prawn Masala,
I wish that I could scrape like the stars

Sam

I WISH

I wish I could be in England,
I wish I had a dog,
I wish my headteacher was Michael Owen,
I wish that my school was made from sweets,
I wish that I could float like the stars

Tom Ainley 

NATURE ON NEPTUNE  

On Neptune cows go moobrump
On Neptune dogs go cooksleed
On Neptune cats go crychump
And birds go dafttweed

On Neptune snakes go roarfloun
On Neptune whales go sretaw accebermisky
On Neptune bears go craslielgroun
And bees go dooodllyyypisky

Rebecca Waters

Martian for Beginners

In Martian Heather means lazy.
In Martian meow means bananas.
In Martian Liverpool means crazy
and sprouts are pyjamas.

In Martian computer means drumstick.
In Martian kgyend means elephants.
In Martian red means music
and Murphys are underpants.

Heather Murphy

LIFE ON MARS

Every day lasts for 59 earth minutes
The queen of mars is called her royal gobbledegookness
Every martian begins the day by jumping in bed
Instead of TV's martians stare at kiwis
In the seas of Mars you'll find beetles
A martian lives for 78 thousand years
And at the end of the day martians go to bed in their trumpets

Heather Murphy
Comments:: Hi David, Your web-site is brill!! 

I WISH

I wish I could play for England football team
I wish I had an alligator as a pet,
I wish my head teacher was Kieron Dyer,
I wish that my school was made from chocolate,
I wish that I could jump to the stars.

Matthew Shields

THE BONGLE

A bongle has 999,000,000 fiddleefoodless.
It eats scoogas and drinks dumba.
The bongle lives under a naddle
in a gagga scambla
All bongles walk noppidysoppidlyloppidyly but swim loftyly!

Anon.

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