WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT!

Thanks for visiting my site! In this area you can take part in a WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT!!
This is a 'Poem Machine' that YOU have control of. Here YOU are going to help create.......

THE LONGEST POEM IN THE WORLD

.......and it might just be if YOU join in!!

Here's what you have to do:

1. Type in a greeting followed by "I'm" or "My name is" - e.g. Hi my name is
2. Type in your first name - e.g. Shanice
3. Type in "from" and then your county, town or district etc. - e.g. from Burnley
4. Type in "and"
5. Now look at the first letter of your name and place and type a fib about yourself using these
letters - e.g. "I stroke beetles" or "I'm simply beautiful"

Here are some examples to give you the idea:

Hello I'm Ben from Warrington and I'm borrowing winches
Hi there my name is Tahir from Kendal and I tickle kippers

Good luck and remember every single line counts. We only need half a million and we've done it!!
How nutty and inventive can you be!?

David.

All input is monitored and can be traced please remember, "You're being watched!"

Lines will be added on a weekly basis once they have been checked and approved