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Pub. Apple Pie Publications - ISBN 1 898376 13 1

OUT OF PRINT

Published on January the 1st 2000, this was the first book to be edited and designed by BMP designs.  It was originally to be called Poetryman - hence the cover illustrations - but the inclusion of the poem Phwoarr made that the inevitable title - and it's always fun to hear people trying to pronounce the word!  As well as that poem the frequently requested ones are Pigeons, Superglue and Morningsong Conga.

Interesting Book Fact: With David being a life long hay-fever suffrer (aaaaaaaawwwwwww!!!)  the poems The Fastest Sneeze In The West, One A- Met A Choo and Hey, Hay Fever are strictly autobiographical.  David says, "...at least writing these poems was a way of getting some fun (and revenge) out of midsummer snivelling and sneezing!"

Andy T'sagoal  -  he plays footie
Andy Man  -  does odd jobs
Andy Old-Iron  -  buys scrap metal
Andy Tover  -  he just robs

Sue Mowrestler  -  is a toughie
Sue Poftheday  -  she's a waitress
Sue Keeper  -  cuddles monkeys
Sue Perstar  -  she’s dead famous

Will Done  -  he's a teacher
Will Hemakeit  -  always struggles
Will Meetagain  -  writes me letters
Will Ingtonboot  -  just loves puddles

Donna Wanna  -  can't be bothered
Donna Lduck  -  is on the telly
Donna Weewee  -  wets her knickers
Donna Vaclue  -  oh, she’s just silly